Watching the matches inside Ratchadamnoen Stadium. As a side note, Coke vs. Pepsi: Coke definitely throws the better punch! |
As far as sports go, I’ve never been big on boxing. I’m a
basketball fan all the way. Even football seems a bit brutal for me, so my
small knowledge of Muay Thai boxing kept me changing the channel.
But Wednesday night found me with several other Carolina
Southeast Asia Summer Program (SEAS) participants cheering and shouting as
muscular men in red and blue boxing shorts kicked and punched.
My simple description sadly conflates Thai boxing,
however. For “kicking and punching” sounds as brutal as I’d originally judged
the sport to be. But boxing is really a lot more like dancing than anything
else, and few people would label dancing as “brutal.”
Watch out! After a 2-hour Thai Boxing class, I can really pack a wallop :) |
To be fair, I would probably never have come to this conclusion
if I hadn’t taken a Thai boxing class last week. Our two-hour instruction
involved demonstrations of many basic steps, among them: mat nueng (jab), mat wiang
klap (spinning backfist), te tat
(roundhouse kick), te khrueng khaeng
khrueng khao (half-shin, half-knee kick), khayoep (step-up kick), kradot
thip (jumping foot-thrust), swan-neck and blocking and avoidance
techniques. The intricate names themselves speak to more than mere punching and
kicking. While I watched our instructors demonstrate each of these steps time
and time again, I elicited only titters with my efforts to emulate them. Just
because I made contact with my partner, didn’t mean that I’d punched or kicked
him correctly; there was an artistry to the technique and the combination of steps
that I never quite mastered. But I did gain a great appreciation for what I had
the opportunity to watch Wednesday night.
From the get-go, our Thai boxing expedition was an
adventure. My friend and SEAS participant Emory Wolf and I left the university
campus in the late afternoon to catch a taxi and arrive shortly before the
first match started at 6:30. Unfortunately, our first cab driver didn’t
understand our poor pronunciation of “Ratchadamnoen Stadium,” nor did he understand our boxing mime attempts.
And when it finally dawned on him that our jabbing fists were the result of
feeble miming and not the result of a crazy American tick, he just laughed and
charged us 40 baht for a drive around the neighborhood.
Our second cabbie was more willing to drive across town,
and we still arrived earlier than expected, giving us enough time to order
steaming dishes of Pad Thai off the street and eat them with the locals and
several jumbo-sized rats.
And that's what I call a good kick! |
The atmosphere outside the stadium was intoxicating.
Several ticket salesmen accosted us with brochures describing the matches,
circling the “big matches” of the evening and trying to convince us to spring
for ringside seating (costing 2000 baht, or about US$63) as opposed to the 1000
baht (or about US$31 tickets, which were “standing room only.” Luckily, a few
friends had gone to the matches Monday night and told us that the ticket sales
were a gimmick.
Sure enough, our cheaper tickets (which we bought 30
minutes into the event) left us with plenty of seats, and while we were
surrounded by excited fans betting thousands of baht at a time on individual
punches and entire matches, we found the rest of our fellow tourists sitting in
a much tamer ringside environment, with only a slightly better view of the
matches.
I'll take that bet! |
But I didn’t go to the stadium to watch boxing. I was
much more interested in the culture surrounding the fights. I went to the
matches with a group of four other friends – all girls. We made up more than
50% of the female population at the matches. The other two or three women in
the stadium were solely comprised of confused, discontented girlfriends, who
were obviously still in the honeymoon stage of the relationship and afraid of
dragging their partners off to shopping malls to drop the big baht.
Men
laughed and pointed at us. My friends, dressed in skirts and flowing Aladdin
pants were a bit over-dressed for the average shorts and t-shirt-clad audience
member. We stood at the wire meshing, which separated 1000 baht ticket buyers
from the higher class and we cheered on blue shorts or red shorts (depending on
the match) as well as the rest of them.
The biggest benefit to watching an all-male sport? Short
bathroom lines. I’ve never been to a sporting event in which the men had to
stand in line, while the women could walk right in. But I had my choice of
stalls and could have probably hung out in the bathroom uninterrupted until the
match this coming Thursday.
But our long
hair and inability to gamble made us stick out, and on more than one occasion
we were escorted to the “foreigners” section, where the atmosphere was tamer
(and a bit boring). Still, like flies to honey, we always returned to sit among
locals, waving their arms, placing bets and flashing 1000 baht bills at one
another. Sitting with this knowledgeable crowd came with more than
entertainment benefits. My complete lack of understanding for the game meant
that it took me a few rounds to figure out the scoreboard. Did the red and
green numbers count hits? Wins? No, after much pointing and miming with the
knowledgeable man sitting beside me, I learned that it actually marked the
match number and the number of rounds that had expired within each match.
Maggie Walker and I watching the match inside Ratchadamnoen Stadium. |
Each
match included five rounds, with the first one or two serving as a warm-up for
both boxers and betters. As the fighters tested the agility of their opponents,
the betters judged their abilities and likelihood to win them big baht. By
round three, our companions were shouting, flagging down betting officials and
furiously scribbling on printed scorecards. After watching the betting dynamic
for a few rounds, I was struck that no one seemed to win or lose much; they
just exchanged bills between matches. You win some and you lose some.
Except
for one man. With a wallet thick with 1000s, he was the guru of betting. Sure,
he lost a few big bills, but it didn’t seem to bother him. He’d shrug and
laugh, buy some pineapple off the lady selling freshly cut fruit from a basket,
bet higher and get his bills (and a few more) right back.
We
didn’t make it through the full four-hours of matches. With our last day of
classes the following morning and needing to account for finding a taxi willing
to take us back to campus (and not treat us to a tour of the stadium grounds),
we left around 9 p.m., just as the matches really started to get heated. (Those
warm-up rounds included kicks to the head and neck-to-neck struggles). So, we
bid farewell (and good luck) to our gambling companions and then cooled off
with 7/11 ice cream before heading back to the university.
I can
say with confidence that I will never be a Thai boxer. I may not ever even try
the sport again. And I don’t see myself becoming one of those people who goes
to the ring once, twice, three times a week. But the next time Muay Thai boxing
is playing on TV, I won’t change the channel so quickly. I won’t be so
interested in the matches themselves. I’ll be waiting for the cameramen to scan
the audience members, placing bets and munching on watermelon and papaya. Maybe
I’ll even see the man with the thick wallet, laughing off losses and betting big
baht at the boxing ring.